Here’s to you—wildchild freak of politically incorrect nature. To the ones who bang out with their wang out, and spend entirely too much time pursuing whatever vivid desires lie deep beneath the stitchings of their underpants or cranial subderma . To electric masses that shout and sizzle and scream and pavement-fuck the ground when they walk. To the unconventional and alternative trying desperately to mold themselves into categories ‘normal’ and ‘bland’…

PSFU convention.

This is not my Sum 41-like ‘middle finger salute to establishment’. And neither still is it a ‘I spend thousands of dollars on unnecessary orthodontistry because I am both affluent and a hipster’ type of rant either. Fuck subculture and cliques and groups and any amalgamation of douchebees with a label. I’m so very tired of being pen-fated into a specific category that makes me easy to comprehend. I’m not just one thing, bro. I’m a whole Olympic-rings orgy of venn diagrams trying to populate a race of a thousand multi-color punched out circles, bitch. I’m tired of hearing kick to the crotch statements like: “I never realized you were smart because you party like you’ve never heard of AIDS” or “I thought you were a bitch because you dress like the prostitutes on Law and Order SVU”. Trying to prove that I’m more than what tiny incomprehensible minds decide to label me as is getting pretty exhausting.

There are tons of human contradictions out there, so why is it so very difficult to understand that I am a mind-fuck personified. Look at Shaun White—a ginger and I’m fairly certain he has a soul. See? Stereotype shattered… People can surprise you everyday. Can’t I dress like a 2-cent trick and still get off reading political dissertations in the comfort of my own home? Can’t I know every juicy detail of Ryan Reynolds imdb profile and still answer every goddamn Jeopardy question about the French Revolution? Can’t I be equal parts provocateur and still know exactly what L’Hopital’s Rule is without having to google-fuck the shit out of online calculus forums? Shame on you society for your hasty conclusions and cliche’d labeling. SHAME ON YOU!